RACHEL: Kwanzaa’s late December. Mercedes, the photo’s this Thursday.
MERCEDES: Yeah, prepping early this year.
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ARTIE: I’d love to be in the photo, Rachel, but you’d be standing, and I’d be sitting - it would throw off the whole composition.
RACHEL: I’ll lean over.
ARTIE: But if you lean over… it’ll look like you have stomach rolls.
RACHEL: On second thought, I don’t think that you’re leadership material, Artie.
ARTIE: *shakes head* Follower.
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RACHEL: Brittany, this is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
BRITTANY: No way.
RACHEL: Why not?
BRITTANY: Because I don’t want to be in a picture with you. It’ll get defaced.
RACHEL: No it won’t!
BRITTANY: Yes it will, I’ll be the one doing it.
